This Wooden Sign is made from pine, and measures Approx 24"H x 12"W. It reads

I am not your friend
I AM YOUR PARENT
I will stalk you flip out on you
Lecture you
drive you insane
Be your worst nightmare & HUNT YOU DOWN WHEN NEEDED
All because
I LOVE YOU
when you understand that
I will know that you are a responsible adult.
you'll never find someone who LOVES,PRAYS,CARES & WORRIES
about you more than me.

The front is painted a grey color then distressed, the back is stained . There is a Router spot in the back for hanging.

All of our signs are painted, stenciled, sanded and stained by hand. Due to our distressing methods no 2 signs are alike, we use only local pine wood with knots, dings and dents (imperfections). They look old and each one is unique. We hope you will enjoy them. They make great gifts and add to any room of the home.

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